Yes… the title of this post is wordplay and I should be shot for it. What are they though? The picture says it all. These tentacle arms slide over your real arms therefore keeping you from jerking off. Churches all over Idaho are currently passing them out to concerned parents of adolescent boys. We’re not sure though… it seems a little bit of KY on those suction cups might make for quite the titillating experience.
Ok, most of this post was made up. One thing is sure, these tentacle arms suck. Damn I need to go to bed.
… from Laughing Squid
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