Obnoxious Mods

It seems random groping on the Japanese subway is reaching near epidemic proportions.  So much so that a new product has been introduced that will aid in proving you are innocent.  It is simple really, you attach the strap anyware and carry something in your other hand and bam: Innocent.

From the article:

Groping hands on the Tokyo underground has become something of a famous phenomenon of late, but it’s a real problem. So much so that women can opt to ride in a section of the train just for them — no boys allowed. But the fear these groping incidents inspire is now double-sided. The women are rightfully afraid of lewd hands on the subway, and the men worry of being falsely accused.

Obnoxious has already begun plans to create a fake arm with one of these things attached thus leaving one arm free for groping goodness.   If the perverts shell out big bucks for infrared cameras we’re sure they’ll pay a bundle to continue groping.  We own the idea.  Copyright Obnoxious Mods 2008.  Where’s a Japanese business man when you need him?

… from DVICE